So a polar bear walks into a bar and orders a bacardi and cola.
The bartender says “Coke or Pepsi?”
So the polar bear says “Ummmm….. Coke”
“Why the long pause?” The bartender asks
The polar bear replies “I was born with them”
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macmankev said:
UGH! I heard a great one yesterday that you would have loved and I don’t remember it. :’(
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deaumont said:
Shouldn’t it be “Why the big pause”? Do polar bears have famously long paws? Arctic Hares do, and rabbits are way cute.
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