November 2011
12 posts
Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dõt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body...
cisgender:
anyway, all that happened and then the rest of my day was pretty normal and i cashed my check and went out to lunch with my mom and then ate dinner at my friend’s house and we caught up on stuff :] it was nice to see her again. now i don’t work again until friday thank god.
{=o): i think i had two dreams about ricky gervais... →
cisgender:
i think i had two dreams about ricky gervais but i can only think of one. there was a big film festival and ricky gervais/karl pilkington made a movie and they sat with me and stephen merchant and it aired and it was so good that i started crying and stephen merchant put his arm around me. i don’t…
i literally CAN’T STOP LAUGHING oh my god “i’m going to hold...
{=o): blogsaretough: one time in high school, me... →
blogsaretough:
one time in high school, me and sierra cisgender fleming were on the same debate team and we were debating the legality of gay parents adopting children. a boy on the other team (the against team or whatever) got a little upset i guess that he was losing i don’t know but he…
debate team. a good time.
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{=o): yesterday my friend got a text from a number... →
cisgender:
yesterday my friend got a text from a number he didn’t know and it said something like, “this is jackie from the amusement park, i was wondering if your family was still coming tomorrow. call me and i will give you the address to my ticket booth.” oh my fucking god and he had no idea who it was…
oh my god this ruled
cisgender:
Real Girlfriend : Calls You for NOTHING , Texts You all the time, Wants to see you, Cries, Gets Jealous, Over protective & LOVES YOU. ♥
that sounds horrible.
Bad girlfriend, no
whoever wrote this has a very misconstrued view of what a “real girlfriend” does i guess.
“cries, gets jealous, over protective”
no
{=o): brian posehn described george lucas as like... →
cisgender:
brian posehn described george lucas as like your favorite uncle growing up who gets you high and buys you your first condoms and you like him even when you hate everyone else, and you really trust him, and then at christmas, everyone is asleep and he tries to put his dick in your mouth, and that’s…
studying rules
September 2011
60 posts
chialike-ishallgrow:
i am a man
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Watchvenusaurphobia:
Yeah by Usher by Josh Veal
a+++ for effort
oh. what a fine specimen we have here
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faggleblog:
if you’re a girl chances are 100% that deep deep down in your soul you want to be punched in the mouth by a hot boy when you give him too much lip.
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cassidybellmor:
So a polar bear walks into a bar and orders a bacardi and cola.
The bartender says “Coke or Pepsi?”
So the polar bear says “Ummmm….. Coke”
“Why the long pause?” The bartender asks
The polar bear replies “I was born with them”
blogsaretough:
good to see you good to talk the bad news is your son can’t walk
adultmom:
anyway i bought liams cologne and it should be here by thursday or friday and i’m actually really excited to spend the rest of my time before i see him spraying his cologne on things while i cry
this is the saddest thing in the world
i saw a framed portrait of kramer at yard sale yesterday before work
when i came back to get it it was gone
i was sad
do me
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don’t forget the toast in your bum
Man: “Honey, what’s that noise?”
Woman: [demure blinking stare] Man: “It sounds like it’s coming from over there. Oh, hey, you left your vibrator on.” Woman: “Now you can experience the pleasure power!”
young, dumb, and full of cum
i can’t sing anymore
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