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Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dõt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we'll hang soon. You need a C C but its free
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I don’t even have a blog

cisgender:

anyway, all that happened and then the rest of my day was pretty normal and i cashed my check and went out to lunch with my mom and then ate dinner at my friend’s house and we caught up on stuff :] it was nice to see her again. now i don’t work again until friday thank god.

cisgender:

i think i had two dreams about ricky gervais but i can only think of one. there was a big film festival and ricky gervais/karl pilkington made a movie and they sat with me and stephen merchant and it aired and it was so good that i started crying and stephen merchant put his arm around me. i don’t…

i literally CAN’T STOP LAUGHING oh my god “i’m going to hold you like this forever”

blogsaretough:

one time in high school, me and sierra cisgender fleming were on the same debate team and we were debating the legality of gay parents adopting children. a boy on the other team (the against team or whatever) got a little upset i guess that he was losing i don’t know but he…

debate team. a good time. 

cisgender:

yesterday my friend got a text from a number he didn’t know and it said something like, “this is jackie from the amusement park, i was wondering if your family was still coming tomorrow. call me and i will give you the address to my ticket booth.” oh my fucking god and he had no idea who it was…

oh my god this ruled

cisgender:

Real Girlfriend : Calls You for NOTHING , Texts You all the time, Wants to see you, Cries, Gets Jealous, Over protective & LOVES YOU. ♥

that sounds horrible.

Bad girlfriend, no

whoever wrote this has a very misconstrued view of what a “real girlfriend” does i guess.

“cries, gets jealous, over protective”

no

cisgender:

brian posehn described george lucas as like your favorite uncle growing up who gets you high and buys you your first condoms and you like him even when you hate everyone else, and you really trust him, and then at christmas, everyone is asleep and he tries to put his dick in your mouth, and that’s…

studying rules
octopussoir-:

Robin is my favorite FB friend

octopussoir-:

Robin is my favorite FB friend